To understand my next quote, you need to understand my buddy who I will call Philip. I met Philip in college and the guy is fun as hell to hang out with and he always cracks me up. There is always something going on in his life that makes me laugh; this time it was his crazy nymphomaniac girlfriend who I will call Mary. Mary was different from other girls; she craved sex more than Philip and Philip puts David Duchovny to shame, she had 6 dogs and 4 cats, and she took crazy to a whole new level. It was Mary's time of month and Phillip wasn't getting any so he came over to my place to get away and said...
You know...without sex Mary isn't all that greatThat quote still makes me laugh
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